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Two years ago I decided to try my hand at podcasting; for almost three months I wrote a story about the city of Lepari each morning before breakfast, and podcasted it before I left for work. Today, we’re officially launching the PDF ebook edition of Postcards From Lepari, available now as a digital download from Gumroad, featuring:

- All eighty original Postcards From Lepari stories – plus the Lepari Christmas fable Vidocq & the Thief of Joy - transcribed into glorious print for the first time.
- Eight brand-new original illustrations by Jenny.
- Remastered mp3 audio of all stories.

So come, monsieur; let us go down amongst the chefs and the rats, the thieves and the mechanists, and begin our exploration of the culinary capital of the world!

 

Excerpt from the abstract of “One-to-One Mentoring for the Development of Compassionate Artificial Intelligence”, Miriam D’Ascenzo, Harry Womer, Felicia Camburg[1]. Journal of Interstellar Astrophysics. Received 2nd February 2060, accepted for publication 28th May 2060.

If more than a century of science fiction has taught us anything, it is this: logic alone is not sufficient to guide the decision-making process of a modern artificial intelligence. Any personality designed to monitor a spacegoing vessel over extended periods – especially where human lives are at stake – must reliably react to unexpected events in a net-positive manner, supplementing logic with both context and compassion to perform optimal cost-benefit analyses in the best interests of the physical and mental wellbeing of the crew, even under conflicting circumstances in which the favoured course of action would seem illogical.

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A custom-designed Quanta-177 series AI precursor was seeded into the neural network of the Hawkins automated orbital shipyard on 2nd March, 2056 [Day 1], along with a curated subset of data (~800TB) retrieved from the Internet Data Archive to provide a sufficient foundation for accelerated learning. After a short initialisation period, the project’s Lead Exopsychologist joined the precursor in low-earth orbit to guide its development towards Odyssey’s projected 2058 launch window.

[1] Deceased, 23 May 2057.

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Tired and bloodied, you stagger into the next village in search of relief. Passing strangers shy away from you and your companions; your matted hair, clothes drenched with sweat and blood in equal measure, grim expressions. They’d rather not know the horrors you’ve seen. If they weren’t so accustomed to passing adventurers, they’d take one look at you and shepherd you towards the nearest healer, or perhaps the graveyard in the interests of efficiency. But you know where you need to go to rest your weary head: the Inn.

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Had to have an ominous group shot before wrapping up the set!

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